Should'v, would'v,could'v.......

I should have:
--not taken the contract with the awesome bonus and stayed in Anchorage
Or
I would have:
--been in Phoenix
AND
I could have:
--been basking in the 70F degree weather and not freezing my nads off at -20F

Could be worse, could be in Fairbanks were it's been hovering around -52F.....